haha ok i was just talking to pamela on msn, and we were trading barbs as usual. They were pretty entertaining so i decided to post it. :)
Basing the winner of each round on how power the .. insult /comment is. hahaha.
(she's die paginini, i'm alan)
Round 1
alan vs pamela
FIGHT!
die paginini. DIE. says:
let's talk about...... how your blood bag is doing now.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
mm
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
it's probably in the 'high quality' section now in the bloood bank
die paginini. DIE. says:
or the 'fermenting, please dilute with ribena' store room
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
ya not like someone's blood which is screaming 'arghh help me let me out of this smelly bloodstream now!'
die paginini. DIE. says:
EH. it's not smelly it's green
die paginini. DIE. says:
and green, is good. for the eyes.
die paginini. DIE. says:
so my blood is relaxed..
die paginini. DIE. says:
not like yours
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
ya mine is very stressed, cos it's going to undergo major blood transplant to save 3 lives
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
yours is busy sleeping under a thick layer of fat
ding ding ding! alan wins!
Round 2
die paginini. DIE. says:
muarharhahar. good life my blood.
die paginini. DIE. says:
my blood cells are so blessed.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
useless
die paginini. DIE. says:
hey they have potential okay.
die paginini. DIE. says:
they're gonna be put to so much better use when its my turn to donate.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
yes, they cant wait to get out of you
die paginini. DIE. says:
HAHAHA
die paginini. DIE. says:
ALAN YOU MONKEY.
ding ding ding! alan wins!
Round 3
die paginini. DIE. says:
so your blood must be damn happy now la.
die paginini. DIE. says:
do u rmbr how fast they ran out of ur blood vessels?
die paginini. DIE. says:
faster than a speeding bullet. oh the taste of liberation.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
i was pushing them out, im eager to do good
die paginini. DI::
well if that makes you happy.
at least me and the blood know the painful truth
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
you're getting on my NERVES.
die paginini. DIE. says:
rendered speechless!
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
vein person.
die paginini. DIE. says:
now your nerves also wanna run away?
die paginini. DIE. says:
EH. HAHAHA.
Ding ding ding! Pamela wins!
Round4
die paginini. DIE. says:
moob.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
isn't that a male boob
die paginini. DIE. says:
eeeeeee alan
die paginini. DIE. says:
you think you unicorn ah
die paginini. DIE. says:
so horny.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
you think you handicapped ah
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
so lame
die paginini. DIE. says:
you think you car brake ah. so retarded.
*Best barb of the conversation award*
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
=O ok give me some time to top that
die paginini. DIE. says:
rendered speechless again.
DINg ding ding! pamela wins!
Round 5:
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
you think you farmer ah. so corny
die paginini. DIE. says:
wth omg..
die paginini. DIE. says:
you think you.. prickly heat ah, so irritating.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
prickly heat isnt irritating you noob
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
it's supposed to be soothing and nice
die paginini. DIE. says:
prickly heat POWDER is soothing and nice, you MOOB.
die paginini. DIE. says:
it treats prickly heat, which is irritating.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
...
ding ding ding! pamela wins!
Round 6:
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
eh you lousy la why you change format of barb
die paginini. DIE. says:
barb?
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
..
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
like trading barbs. yknow.
die paginini. DIE. says:
what's a barb. i thought barb was part of 'barbedwire'
die paginini. DIE. says:
barb exists alone meh
die paginini. DIE. says:
where got such thing?!
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
...
die paginini. DIE. says:
dont tell me those three dots are words that i'm too noob to identify.
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
you noob
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/barbs
alan - damn COOL video on my blog! says:
definition number 2) A cutting remark.
Ding ding ding. Alan wins!
FINAL SCORE: 3 - 3
DRAW!! TO be continued.....
hahaha we rock i know ^_^
